apple-str1der:

tips for new freshmen!

  • no one cares about anything
  • walk on the right side of the fucking hallway 
  • dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
  • stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable. 
  • GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK 

ammit420:

chillin wit one hand in my shorts not sexually jus coolin

yahoodrive:

why do local moms always need sex

killbenedictcumberbatch:

white person on twitter:

"Slavery was bad!!"
"White privilege is real!"
"fuck the police!"
"did you know that white people don’t get in trouble as much as the coloreds"
"I’m really mad about how blacks are treated!"
"#ifiwereblack"

*screencaps and posts to tumblr* sorry i went on a little rant :)

giemma:

jennifer lawrence is homophobic, biphobic, transphobic, has made fun of people with mental disorders, acts like shes the only actress in hollywood who doesnt have anorexia, and people ignore that and praise her as a positive role model i fucking give up

braydaaan:

do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr

unwinona:

ninjasexfarty:

Important, always-relevant comic done by the wonderful Ursa Eyer.

THIS THIS THIS

mutuals this is actually really fun lets go

2chaaaain:

eat my ass

(Source: souljaboy2007)

drinklust:

once i got very drunk in a bar and my mum had to pick me up so i was trying to act normal by keeping the conversation so i asked her if shes a virgin and she looked at me with pain in her eyes and said “i wish i was”

(Source: drinklust)

*about to get murdered*
murderer: any last words
me: imagine how is touch the sky
murderer:
me:
*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*

roughness:

tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”

mulders:

all the white men you love will disappoint you

skeptikhaleesi:

  • Abusers can do nice things for people they are not abusing.
  • Abusers can do nice things for people that they are abusing.
  • Abusers can otherwise seem like nice, caring, supportive people when they are not actively abusing someone.
  • It does not mean they’re not fucking abusers.

shouldnt:

when you have a lot of homework and not enough time

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