tips for new freshmen!
- no one cares about anything
- walk on the right side of the fucking hallway
- dont sit in the back of the bus you gotta earn that. maybe next year, champ.
- stop screaming. we’re all tired and miserable.
- GIVE ME MY LUNCH TABLE BACK
chillin wit one hand in my shorts not sexually jus coolin
why do local moms always need sex
white person on twitter:
"Slavery was bad!!"
"White privilege is real!"
"fuck the police!"
"did you know that white people don’t get in trouble as much as the coloreds"
"I’m really mad about how blacks are treated!"
*screencaps and posts to tumblr* sorry i went on a little rant :)
jennifer lawrence is homophobic, biphobic, transphobic, has made fun of people with mental disorders, acts like shes the only actress in hollywood who doesnt have anorexia, and people ignore that and praise her as a positive role model i fucking give up
do u ever wonder if your future partner follows you on tumblr
|*about to get murdered*|
|murderer:||any last words|
|me:||imagine how is touch the sky|
|*escapes while murderer tries to figure it out*|
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
all the white men you love will disappoint you
- Abusers can do nice things for people they are not abusing.
- Abusers can do nice things for people that they are abusing.
- Abusers can otherwise seem like nice, caring, supportive people when they are not actively abusing someone.
- It does not mean they’re not fucking abusers.
when you have a lot of homework and not enough time